If I have to wear one of these ugly ass polos and look Lesbianese, you have to wear one and look like a foreigner, too!
— 
one of my managers at work talking about how the new potentially mandatory uniforms are universally unflattering (periwinkle?  but why?) and just generally being unintentionally offensive as per usual.  First day back, hey.

andy-sexberg:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(Source: jack-sparrow)

You are gorgeous.
— 
rando I haven’t seen in 3 years

“Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.” - Tina Fey (May 18, 1970)

(via bossypants)

so many emotions

haha so sick of this message.

haha so sick of this message.

(Source: fadedtints, via pantsareunwelcome)

I love Mrs. Kathy

(Source: catelynstarking, via bossypants)